Ten Adorable Fun Super GIFs of Zooey Deschanel Talking to Siri

One morning, Zooey Deschanel, the actress, woke up. She had dreamt she was Empress Joséphine, but it was just a dream, like all other dreams. She was a little cranky. So she turned to her one true friend—Siri, QT!

It makes sense to pair the two. Both are inscrutable, work as if by magic, always there when you need them, and the result of several ruthlessly enforced patents and years of R&D.

Ten Adorable Fun Super GIFs of Zooey Deschanel Talking to Siri

It was raining! RAIN ISN'T ALLOWED IN ZOOEY LAND >:O

Ten Adorable Fun Super GIFs of Zooey Deschanel Talking to Siri

Zooey mooed and mooed. Zooey mooey!

Ten Adorable Fun Super GIFs of Zooey Deschanel Talking to Siri

Zooey doesn't know she's in an Apple commercial—she thinks the camera crew is just a group of new friends. Welcome, new friends! Rabrabhrabrahbrahrab.

Ten Adorable Fun Super GIFs of Zooey Deschanel Talking to Siri

Siri, where did I put my birth control sprinkles?

Ten Adorable Fun Super GIFs of Zooey Deschanel Talking to Siri

Is that a ghost??? Come in, ghost. As long as you're a friendly ghost. No spookers allowed in Zooey HQ!

Ten Adorable Fun Super GIFs of Zooey Deschanel Talking to Siri

Wait where am I.

Ten Adorable Fun Super GIFs of Zooey Deschanel Talking to Siri

Darn. Can't play with the ants today. Siri, is it normal to fantasize about joining the Taliban? Siri? Siri?

Ten Adorable Fun Super GIFs of Zooey Deschanel Talking to Siri

Is my whole life a GIF? Ugh, Siri, remind me to have another bowl of Kix and ecstasy.

Ten Adorable Fun Super GIFs of Zooey Deschanel Talking to Siri

Siri tell me everything you know about the JFK assassination. Tomorrow!

Ten Adorable Fun Super GIFs of Zooey Deschanel Talking to Siri

Ah FUCK, Siri, I left my banjo out, again. It was a gift from a peanut with googly eyes on it! Fuck! Fuck this!

Ten Adorable Fun Super GIFs of Zooey Deschanel Talking to Siri

Doo da loo deet doo Zooey dance.

And then Apple paid her hundreds of thousands of dollars.