This Taiwanese girl just learned the laws of gravity from her iPad. Not the apps inside the iPad, but the iPad itself. While holding the tablet over her head in bed, she dozed off. That's when Newton decided to deliver his first and second laws directly to her face, in the form of a mouthful of Apple technology.
The device knocked out two halves of her front teeth. Her mom, seeing that her daughter hadn't suffered enough humiliation, ran with this to the local news. And being Taiwan, they decided to make a reenactment (around 1:18 in the video below).
Science, kids. You can't stop it.