You know the move: Someone approaches, trying to talk to you—maybe it's important!—but you hunch your neck, shoosh them, point at the phone, and stare at them like they just took a dump in the middle of your mother's tupperware party. And they shut up.
This works because we live in a totalitarian Phone Dick regime. Here's Second City Network—Hollywood-based alums of The Second City—showing why phones make us awful, selfish people. [Second City Network via LaughingSquid]