Double-Ended Shark Coffee Table Oozes Great White ClassS

Not only is this the perfect living room accessory for putting your feet up while watching Shark Week, but both of those tooth-filled gaping jaws on this shark-themed coffee table look like they'd serve as perfect bottle openers.

We're not going to spoil the fun by asking how exactly the internal plumbing in a double-headed shark works. Instead, we're just going to caution you about spending $3,000 on this table if you have little ones running around the house. Or have a mackerel-themed ottoman you don't want to 'mysteriously' disappear. [Makoman via Born Rich]