Out in Chicago, a wild man who was apparently in a desperate need of deodorant, stole a Bobcat tractor from a construction site and then drove it through the gates, window and wall of a store. He grabbed a couple cans of deodorant, a few gift cards for good measure and then left.
The police caught him later but seriously, deodorant? If you go through all the trouble of hijacking a tractor and tearing down a wall, at least make it worth it! To be fair, the sweaty pits guy idiotically chose a Family Dollar store, which is a discount store that sells household goods. Dude. You have a tractor. Go get something better! [NBC Chicago]