Brilliant Thieves Steal $500,000 In Medical Equipment Loaded With Flesh-Eating Bacteria

Some criminal masterminds in Florida thought that stealing equipment from the Florida Hospital Center for Diagnostic Pathology was a brilliant idea. Now they have $500,000 in medical machines—loaded with flesh eating bacteria everywhere.

The thieves loaded the biohazardous machines in a trailer pulled by a pickup truck, according to police spokesman Sgt. Vince Ogburn. Some of the stolen goods were a a slide stainer and specimen analyzer full of vials. Way to go, idiots! I hope you enjoy the process of seeing your arms eaten alive by an invisible zombie. [Orlando Sentinel]

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