"High", from the UK's Max Harris, is the best worst thing since Rebecca Black's "Friday." It hits all the right notes. Autotune. Filmed in an alleyway. Drug references by a minor. Sweatpants. I can't help but think this is self-aware parody.

"I'm on a battleship. I'm sinking. Someone help me. Please help me. Help me."

This is not only my new jam, it's pretty much going to be the anthem of my summer. Genius. [YouTube]