Snooki's Cellphone Gets Hacked, Naked Pictures Get Leaked, Eyeballs Get Hurt

Someone has allegedly hacked into the cellphone of the beautiful Snooki, the elegant lady who is the beacon of good taste and faithful love in a show called Jersey Shore, the epitome of modern American values. Surprisingly enough, the hacker found naked pictures of her, which obviously were taken by coercion.

Apparently, the hacker also got into some Angelina Pivarnick, apparently a former cast-member of the show. I don't know who she is, but why would anyone do anything like this against these fine ladies? Poor Snooki. I feel your pain, Angelina. Deep in my eyes and genitalia.

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