Verizon's Unlimited-Killing "Share Everything" Plans Are Confusing As Hell

Verizon just sent out a labyrinth of an explainer about its new shared data plans, which it will be using to 1. make our lives way easier by putting a bunch of devices in one plan, and 2. murder grandfathered unlimited data plans. Here's how the new stuff works:

To get started on a Share Everything Plan, customers first select the devices they want on their accounts. The next step is to choose a plan that includes unlimited minutes, unlimited messages and a shared data allowance that begins at 1 GB for $50. Customers adding a tablet on their Share Everything Plans can do so for an additional $10, with no long-term contract requirement. The following matrix shows pricing for an account with several different devices, such as a smartphone, a tablet and a basic phone, billed to the same individual.

Verizon's Unlimited-Killing "Share Everything" Plans Are Confusing As Hell

So first you get unlimited minutes and messages, then get a 1GB plan for $50 with your phone, but smartphones are $40, and add a tablet for $10, but cross reference with the table that is up to 10 devices, but one price for them all. Got it? Good.

The plans will debut June 28, and have equally clear and simple steps to take if you have a feature phone or data-only devices like USB modems or MiFis. [Verizon]