Microsoft had one of the biggest product announcements in the company's history last night: Surface, the pair of tablets that will take on the iPad and the MacBook Air simultaneously. But since only a handful of tech journalists were invited—and since we're guessing you don't have an hour to watch the full thing—we've chopped a video of the whole thing down to just the good bits.

You can check out the uncut version over at Microsoft, but that depends highly on how much Ballmer you can stomach in the morning.