We were pretty excited when HBO added to its online shop a life-size replica of the iron throne from Game of Thrones. And if anyone at HBO is interested in having us review one of these $30,000 "office chairs" (ahem...), we'd certainly not turn down a review unit.

For the time being, though, we'll have to trust those most familiar with the royal sword-seat. And we can! It seems fans of the hour-long fantasy drama have been having a bit of fun in the user reviews section of the product page, taking on the personae of the characters themselves. I've gathered the best of them, below.

[HBO via TheMarySue]