We all want to have sex with each other all the time, but we can't. So we transfer our screw-and-fondle energy into our smartphones—often with disastrous, humiliating results. It doesn't have to be this way. Here's how to sex-text like a champion.
As stated when we groped this topic last summer, the pure, true definition of sexting is acting out your super-cool fantasies via SMS (or iMessage). Dirty texting might be the easiest method of being horny over the phone. But we know you kids want to exchange poorly lit photos of pee-pees and vee-vees, too, like our friends Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn (and don't forget Prof. Favre!). But let's start with the basics: typing titillation.