In the most destructive mixture of German and African culture since the Berlin Conference, Teutonic wood warlord Joerg Sprave has outdone himself. His newest Crazy Weapon might be the Craziest Crazy Weapon he's ever Crazied.

Aptly and subtly titled "Shaka Zulu's Wet Dream," Joerg's assegai-thrower is a true menace. Sure, it's not a very convenient weapon, requiring you to tie it to a tree and hold it between your legs and you grapple with massive industrial rubber bands. It also uses Zulu spears as ammunition, which isn't carried most places. But it does heave these blades with 200 pounds of force—enough to lodge itself so deeply into a tree stump that even Joerg himself has a hard time removing it. Just imagine if that were someone's face!