If American Psycho is a pitch-perfect satirization of 80s yuppyism and excess, then this parody video from Tech Radar is a spot-on representation of what it's like buying a smartphone right now.
Here's the original, if you've never seen it:
Recessed lettering. Tasteful thickness. White. Yeah, throw in a Tegra 3 and there's basically zero difference between business cards and every gadget we crap our pants over today. [Gizmodo UK]