The Subtitles of Chinese Bootleg Movies Are Even More Unbelievably Hilarious Than We Thought

When we saw the subtitles of a bootleg copy of The Avengers, we couldn't believe how outrageous they were. The subtitles butchered the English language to the point that it felt like a whole different movie. Turns out, a lot of bootleg movies have subtitles that bad. Just check these out.

Funny or Die rounded up subtitles from movies like Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings and more and they include gems like, "You are already at full cock now", "I was just made by the Presbyterian Church" and the classic movie line below:

The Subtitles of Chinese Bootleg Movies Are Even More Unbelievably Hilarious Than We Thought

Ah, I really need to start re-watching all my favorite movies in Chinese bootleg. [TTT-Subtitles, Voldemort Out Bitches, URLesque, Winterson via FunnyorDie]