Facebook For Android Is So Crappy, Zuck's Reportedly Forcing His Crew to Use It

When you were a kid your mom made you eat brussels sprouts. They were awful. But you ate them because you had to. Similarly, Facebook employees are reportedly being forced to use Facebook for Android. But not because it's great and they just don't see it, because they need to be reminded what a piece of steaming garbage it is.

Rumor has it, in some cases, Facebook employees are ordered to ditch their beloved iPhones for Android. And if they don't obey, they're sent straight to their rooms with no dessert. Ugh mom Zuck, WHY? And now these coerced staffers are missing out on the delicious, delicious iOS update. [Business Insider]