We've already told you that Facebook ruined your birthday. And it's so completely true! It's completely meaningless now, hordes of semi-friends and quasi-acquaintances fake like they care about you. Ugh. And maybe when the wall posts first start trickling in you're a little happy but as more and more keyboard vomit starts popping up, you tune 'em out.

This YouTube video by Jesse Cowell of My Damn Channel is part of the show 'Status Kill' and shows just how meaningless Facebook Wall updates for birthdays are. It makes you turn from excited to uneasy to questioning if you even know your Facebook friends to killing off your real friends who care about you in real life. Wait... what? [My Damn Channel]