What the Hell Is This Wood-Paneled Galaxy S III Turd?

The Galaxy S III is a pretty nice-looking phone. Really nice, actually. But oh man ugh what puke guh lol sigh hgggkk snort sigh WHAT IS THIS WOOD/TURD-COLORED VERSION, SAMSUNG?

"Amber Brown," apparently. But ugh. I guess the news is that the S III is coming in new colors, followed closely by the news that the S IV will come in a two-tone station wagon version. Unless someone else beats Samsung to it. (Sighing at everyone.) [Samsung via Engadget]

What the Hell Is This Wood-Paneled Galaxy S III Turd?