Amazon's Kindle Fire has declared an all out price war with the iPad. But if you don't need all those fancy color-screen bells and whistles, you can opt for the even cheaper e-ink Kindle. And if even that's overkill, Conan O' Brien has discovered Amazon is selling, or renting, an even cheaper solution.
What the Wendell lacks in personal hygiene or enthusiasm, it makes up for with a dirt cheap $5 price tag. (For $10 he'll get freaky.) It appears to be compatible with most x-large t-shirts, and it presumably comes with a large library of excuses as to why it can't help you take out the garbage.