A lot of you are going to hate this song. Actually, most of you will probably hate this song, but if just one of you likes it half as much as I do, our collective glee will more than balance any cringing dismay.

I'll admit, the vocals here are bad, really bad. They're so bad in fact, I'd argue that they wrap all the way back around to good. Then again, I'm also a fan of Titus Andronicus. The off-key crooning in this song is just so...well it's indescribable. Equally indescribable is what anyone could find to be remotely enjoyable about this song. And I can't stop listening to it.