It doesn't matter whether you're trying to maintain rule in the face of the intern resistance or whether you're trying to break the chains of school oppression, there's no brand of dart gun more trusted than Nerf. Foam wars get serious—and the losers are often the ones underarmed. Not having not enough Nerf guns is the easiest way to lose a Nerf war. The other trap would-be Nerf warlords run into is running out of ammunition: every time you shoot a dart, regardless of its accuracy, you're basically giving your opponent ammunition. Fire a few, and now you're unarmed.
You don't need heavy artillery to win, you just need all your militia armed, with plenty of ammunition and provisions. That's why foam guerrillas stock up on arms on the grey market—like Amazon. There's never been a better time to be a broke revolutionary: Amazon's having a big sale on Nerf stuff, with the highlight being 101 rounds of darts for $10.90—that's 10 cents a dart. There's also a sweet Nerf Tactical Vest and Bandolier, to complete your foamified Che look. So go ahead, pick your weapon. [Amazon]