First to Get the iPhone 5 Call Queue “Absolutely Retarded, Superficial and Pretentious”S

Luckily Australians. The first to get their grubby mits on everything good simply by virtue of the fact that they live down under.

But even the iPhone 5's first Aussie owners had to do their time in a queue, and, frankly, they're not too thrilled by it.

"Jessica C. E.," a physics student who spoke to The Register in what are described as "rather natty pink flannelette Cookie Monster pyjamas," proclaimed her night camped-out in the queue was "absolutely retarded, superficial and pretentious." At least she's self-aware. [TheRegister]

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