There are ways and ways of unpacking your new iPhone 5. This is probably one you want to try and avoid.
The image originally surfaced on Reddit a few hours ago, and the comments are well worth reading. Among my favorites: "Put it in a bowl of rice", "Try and reset it to factory defaults", and "Didn't Apple say that scratches were 'normal?'". Sob. [Reddit via Steve via 9to5mac]