How Not to Open Your New iPhone

There are ways and ways of unpacking your new iPhone 5. This is probably one you want to try and avoid.

The image originally surfaced on Reddit a few hours ago, and the comments are well worth reading. Among my favorites: "Put it in a bowl of rice", "Try and reset it to factory defaults", and "Didn't Apple say that scratches were 'normal?'". Sob. [Reddit via Steve via 9to5mac]