Multi-tools pack everything you need into a small, convenient device. Sometimes they can go a little overboard. But this thing takes it to a whole new level.
The 9-in-1 Emergency Light stores a knife, scissors, Phillips-head screwdriver, bottle opener, carabiner, and a hammer all into the base of a flashlight/latern that also has a blinking red flasher mode. Whoa, mouthful.
Some multi-tools have much larger arsenals, sure. But this one's particular mix looks questionable—how impossibly difficult would it be to use a knife with a gigantic handle like that? There can't be a single way that allows you to make accurate and precise cuts.
Regardless, opening a buddy's beer with your apocalyptic multi-tool could at least make for good party conversation. In fact, how about just a nice flashlight on one end and paired with a beautifully designed bottle opener? Aha!