Apparently wearing puffy down-filled jackets in the winter doesn't look ridiculous enough. So for $424 you can upgrade your winter wear to the Matt Nylon Hooded Down Jacket which comes with a zip-around hoodie sporting integrated snow goggles and ventilation holes so you don't suffocate. Although, that could be a better fate than venturing outside in this.
You can swap out the included lenses with different colored shades to match the rest of your outfit, and that pom-pom on top is actually removable. Even though it's somehow the least ridiculous feature on the coat. It's available in three sizes and two different color combos, including black steel and olive orange, and in addition to shipping the only other cost is your dignity.