No One Will Touch Your Colored Pencils Stored in a Gutted FishS

Worried about your schoolyard chums pinching your colored pencils (you know, those pre-touchscreen graphite writing implements) from your desk? By stashing them in a dead gutted mackerel you're all but guaranteed no one's going to lay a finger on them. And probably guaranteed a trip to the principal's office too.

But it's not an actual dead fish, of course. It's a fabric pencil case screen-printed with a graphic image of a deceased mackerel—both inside and out. It's unsettling, and shocking, but not as shocking as the $71 (plus $20 shipping) the Japan Trend Shop is asking for it. Is it delivered by an endangered eagle or something? [Japan Trend Shop via 7Gadgets]