The campaigns are over, the commercials claiming each candidate did or didn't do this or that have stopped running, and the 2012 United States Presidential Election is now in the hands of voters across the country.
Unfortunately, presidents are like Highlanders; there can be only one. So while half of the country will be celebrating their candidate's victory tonight, the other half will be mourning a stinging defeat. Here's how to cope tonight, regardless of if your guy wins or loses.
The past few months have been a tight and stressful race, and no matter who wins, the entire country probably needs to vent some frustrations—which is exactly what these sparring dummies are designed for. And with some simple customization you can easily let either candidate know how you really feel. $400
This incredibly loud but easily refillable air horn is the perfect tool to either celebrate or endure tonight's results. You can use it to proclaim your support for the next President, or just drown out those who supported the other guy if your favorite didn't win. $28