Colbert Tackles the Very Real Dangers of Wind Turbine Herpes

One of the things you can expect from another four years of the Obama administration: wind turbines. Lots and lots of wind turbines. And with them as Stephen Colbert reports, come a slew of illnesses. Or at least, accusations of such:

Can you actually get heres from a wind turbine? Of course not (unless you're intimate with one after a herpes-addled hobo... you know what, just no, you can't). But that's not going to stop people from blaming their woes on progress. [Colbert Nation]