An Incredibly Hot Woman Who Is A Fantastic Cook Is Here to Answer All Your Thanksgiving Questions

How do you celebrate Thanksgiving? With a cardboard-dry turkey and some Stove Top? I pity you. But it's only Wednesday, and I can still help you make a fantastic holiday dinner. I know how to do this.

I'll be here for the next hour to help you make the best Thanksgiving dinner ever.

What are my bona-fides? Who am I to tell you what to do? You're just wasting time.

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