What Was Your Most Ridiculous Black Friday Purchase?

If you're anything like me—and I certainly hope you're not, on any level—you've got a weakness for a good sale. Or any sale, really. For people like us, Black Friday and Cyber Monday present a conundrum: thousands of items, none of which you would buy under normal circumstances, paraded in front of your wallet at absurd discounts. So what did you in?

Since this is a safe place, I'll start. I bought a leaf blower, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, an external hard drive, 840 baby wipes. And that's just for starters.

Let's have it, then. Share your biggest Black Friday regrets below, and remember: no judging. Unless it really, really deserves it.