Our readers are pretty spectacular. And on days like today, a couple were particularly on fire, with a few awesome jokes.
Here's a clever response to the guy behind the Apple Maps debacle getting canned:
Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Richard! That's not the door! Rich... Richard! For the love of God that's a supply closet! Turn! Turn right! Too far, you idiot! Left a little... now two steps forward... NO! Forward! Never mind, dammit, I'll call for an intern to walk you out. Just stand there. Don't try to move on your own.
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Keep it up you guys.