Last week I went to an AT&T store to get a new microSIM card for a Nokia Lumia 920. There, this happened: the AT&T rep went on to get the card and, when he leaned down, he had his iPad in the ass.
Well, not in the ass, but you know what I mean. Apparently, this is a thing now.
You are welcome.
p.s. And the reason why this guy is an asshat is not only because of the iPad stupidity, but because he refused to activate my Nokia on the spot and told me to call customer service. I didn't have time to argue with his lazy face, so I left.