These Obviously Fake Rolexes Are Your Hipster-Nonsense Deal of the Day

We've got so many damn timepieces that wristwatches seem quaint and a bit obsolete. They're a fashion statement now: a Rolex is kind of like a multi-thousand dollar bracelet that says you've got "taste" in fine horology. But every statement needs a counter-statement, which is why Shelter Serra's silicone Rolex Submariner facsimiles are so cool: there isn't any branding at all. There isn't a single complication, not even a timepiece. I don't know exactly what kind of statement this watch is trying to make, but it's probably about the wearer being way cooler than you.

This is the first of a series of Dealzmodo Exclusives where we find something that you loved when it was on Gizmodo and then went out and got you a discount on it. One of these silicone "watches" is already thousands of dollars less than a real Rolex, but we've worked with the dudes at Grey Area to knock another 10% off on most colors. Check it out. [Grey Area]

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Shelter Serra Fake Roley ($36) | Dealzmodo Exclusive with Grey Area | Originally $40

Accessories

Monster Cable Tape Deck Adapter ($10) | Sears via Dealzon | Originally $20
Logitech M325 Mouse ($15) | Amazon via Reddit | Originally $30
iPhone 5 Otterbox Defender ($16) | Amazon via Tech Deal Digger | Originally $25
Monster Digital PowerCenter MDP 650 ($19.73) | Amazon via Brand Name Coupons | Originally $35
Pogoplug Series 4 Backup Device ($20) | Buy.com via Brand Name Coupons | Originally $50
Xbox 360 Chatpad ($22) | Amazon via Brand Name Coupons | Originally $30

Miscellaneous

Mega Bloks Halo ($6) | Amazon via Brand Name Coupons | Originally $13
Philips Norelco Electric Razor ($18) | Amazon via Reddit | Originally $40 | Clip coupon on page
Knex Mario Bros. Bowser's Castle ($20.17) | Amazon via Brand Name Coupons | Originally $35
iRobot Roomba Vacuum 581 ($275) | 1SaleaDay via Brand Name Coupons | Originally $350


Apple

Gaming

Mass Effect 2 ($3.75) | Green Man Gaming via Reddit | Originally $20 | Use coupon code GMG30-DEC01-ARFC9
Rayman Origins ($15) | Gamers Gate via Reddit | Originally $30
Dark Souls for Xbox and PS3 ($16) | Amazon via Brand Name Coupons | Originally $40
Of Orcs and Men ($22.39) | Gamefly via Dealzon | Originally $40 | Use coupon code NOV20OFF
Preorder Assassins Creed 3: Liberation ($30) | Best Buy via Dealzon | Originally $40
Far Cry 3 Preorder ($38.49) | Get Games via Reddit | Originally $60
Halo 4 for Xbox 360 ($46.9) | HSN via Brand Name Coupons | Originally $60 | Use coupon code 128306
Nintendo 3DS + Mario Kart + $20 Gift Card ($200) | Best Buy via Brand Name Coupons | Originally $200
Buy One Console Game Get One Half Off | Toys R Us via Reddit
Xbox 360 Chatpad ($22) | Amazon via Brand Name Coupons | Originally $30

Physical Media

Dungeons and Dragons the Animated Series ($7) | Amazon via Reddit | Originally $20
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle and Guantanmo Bay ($10.49) | Amazon via Reddit | Originally $30
Royal Tenenbaums Criteron Collection ($18) | Amazon via Brand Name Coupons | Originally $40
Downton Abbey on Blu-ray or DVD ($25) | Amazon via Reddit | Originally $60
The Complete Wire on DVD ($80) | Amazon via Brand Name Coupons | Originally $200 | All part of the game

Clothing

20% off Gap Store-wide | Gap | Use coupon code GAPGIFT
20% off J.C. Penney | JC Penney via Reddit | Only valid on 12/9, 12/10, use coupon code 20FORYOU
25% Off J. Crew | J. Crew via Reddit | Use coupon code STYLE25
40% Off One Lands End Item | Lands End via Reddit | Use coupon code JINGLE and pin 1023
30% Off Karmaloop | Karmaloop via Reddit | Use coupon code YETI30
40% off Puma | Puma via Reddit | Use coupon code PUMADEC77561

Dumb TV → Smart TV

Not today.

Laptops

Nothing worth your time.

Desktops

Ditto.

Tablets

Screens

24-inch 1080p Zalman 5ms LED Monitor ($120) | Newegg via Dealzon | Originally $180
40" Coby 1080p LCD HDTV ($298) | Walmart via Tech Deal Digger | Originally $400

Portables

Klipsch IMAGE S4 Earphones ($50) | Amazon via Brand Name Coupons | Originally $80
Logitech Ultimate Ears 100 Headphones ($0) | Tigerdirect via Dealzon | Originally $20 $10 MIR on page

Camera

Canon Rebel T3 with Kit Lens ($370) | 1SaleaDay via Dealzon | Originally $450
Nikon V1 with 10-30mm Lens ($299) | B&H | Originally $400
Canon 60D Body Only ($699) | B&H | Normally $1000+ | You get a free SD card and Lowepro camera bag, this is a pretty excellent deal—it's less than you can buy a used one on eBay, B&H also has a bundle with a lens

SSDs

Nope.

Apps

iOS

Super Mole Escape ($0) | iTunes via Best App Sales | Originally $1
Babel Rising 3D ($0) | iTunes via Best App Sales | Originally $1
Carnivores Dinosaur Hunter Pro ($0) | iTunes via Best App Sales | Originally $3
Beatpad ($0) | iTunes via Best App Sales | Originally $5
Slingo Supreme ($0) | iTunes via Best App Sales | Originally $1
Rayman Jungle Run ($1) | iTunes via Best App Sales | Originally $3

iPad Only

Max and the Magic Marker ($1) | iTunes via Best App Sales | Originally $3
Quickoffice Pro HD ($10) | iTunes via Best App Sales | Originally $20

Android

Android Trek - Galaxy Defense ($0) | Amazon Appstore via Brand Name Coupons | Originally $1
Splashtop Remote Desktop ($5) | Google Play via Apps-aholic | Originally $10

Mac

MacLegion Bundle ($50) | MacLegion via | Originally $100+ | Includes Fantastical, Djay, others

Hobomodo

Logitech Ultimate Ears 100 Headphones ($0) | Tigerdirect via Dealzon | Originally $20 $10 MIR on page
Cool Fat Bike Stickers ($0) | Fat Bike via Reddit | Originally $Priceless | Send in a self-addressed stamped envelope
Free Liquor Bottle Gift Labels ($0) | Reddit via Reddit | Originally $Priceless | Knob Creek, Crown Royal, Gentleman Jack


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