There is absolutely no reason anyone needs a miniature wriggling tentacle arm sticking out of one of their computer's USB ports. But that doesn't make this seemingly pointless accessory any less awesome, or any less desirable.
Totally one-upping and erasing that USB humping dog from our memories, this finely detailed tentacle comes complete with non-working suction cups, and a feature list that stops and starts at wriggling. Yep, there's no storage on board, no lights, no sound effects, no included software. Just say goodbye to $25, plug it in, watch it wriggle, and question your impulsive spending habits.