Someone who works for the city of Brighton either really hates their job, really hates Christmas, or is a 12 year old boy who makes naughty doodles in his middle school notebooks. Another, far more likely possibility: this video is a brilliant fake and the city of Brighton, England is going to have a lot of angry phone calls to deal with today.

Sure, there's every indication that this isn't real. But isn't the whole point of Christmas that we get to believe in miracles? [YouTube via Boing Boing]