If the hectic holidays have left you feeling like spreading a little bah-humbug instead of Christmas cheer, then head on over to the Crapping Paper site where you can download a collection of free printable gift wrap that completely spoils your surprise.
Most of the time the person you're gifting already knows what they're getting anyways because they straight up told you what to buy. But this passive aggressive wrap goes the extra mile with a stylish design that's actually covered in spoilers. And if you can't find a pattern that reflects the gift inside, there's even an online tool for generating your own design.
If you're feeling particularly Grinchish this year, you might want to just go with an unfolded sheet of wrapping paper that simply says "I forgot."
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