Hello Mr. and Mrs. Ernst Leitz GmbH. Thank you for meeting with me. The reason I asked you to stop by today was because I have some concerns with your son Leica and his ability to follow simple directions.
Yesterday during our art class we asked the students to tackle a simple project: just turn their respective lens designs into mugs, water bottles, and vacuum flasks. It was a straightforward lesson in cash grabs that both Nikon and Canon excelled at. But I'm afraid your Leica just couldn't wrap his head around the idea.