Samsung's S9, an ineffably beautiful television trapped in a massive, metal pillory, might be both the best and worst thing at CES 2013—it's certainly the strangest. It's amazing, terrifying, futuristic, barbaric, and almost gloats that you'll never own it. This TV hates you. It wants you to hate it back. And that's totally wonderful in its own unfortunate way.
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