Mega Will Speed Up Soon, Says Kim Dotcom

Mega's service has pretty much sucked since its launch, which is not surprising if you believe that one million people signed up in the first day of service. Not to worry, folks, according to Kim Jong Dot-Com-Uh, everything will be smooth as maple syrup on ham "soon":

#Mega is slowly stabilizing. Still fixing small bugs and issues with some servers. You can expect a smooth experience soon.

It looks like soon is not coming soon enough to a million pirates, Kim! You have to make her give them as much as she can! [ Twitter]