Bottle Opening Cap Launcher Lets You Be a Jerk Before You've Even Finished Your First BeerS

Can't wait until you're good and drunk to be an obnoxious dick? When you use the Cap Zappa to crack open a bottle its spring-loaded mechanism can then be used to launch the cap up to 16 feet letting you easily anger and annoy your fellow drinkers. For just $11 you can also consider it an instant black eye machine if you're not careful who you're targeting. [Spinning Hat via bookofjoe]