All of John Kerry's State Department Tweets Will End with "JK" and Confuse Entire World

John Kerry has proven to be a mostly-uncontroversial candidate for Secretary of State, but there's a new wrinkle: now that he's in charge of world diplomacy, he's going to sign his tweets with JK. What could go wrong!

Sure, most people who matter will probably understand that "THE AMERICAN AMBASSADOR TO BARBADOS HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED - JK" means John Kerry wrote it and not that the State Department is kidding about an international crisis.

Then again, we live in a world of complete, semi-functional morons who have Internet access.

Good luck, JK. [State Department Twitter via Kevin Roose]