With North Korea's missiles at the ready—pointless though that may be—we may not be far from another mini-Cold War. With the potential end of civilization at the hands of a pudgy, late-20s Dennis Rodman fan looming, there's only one thing that can protect the American public: bunkers!

Here are two dozen of the best designs from the last time we had to fret about a nuclear apocalypse.



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A US Department of Defense publication from 1961 depicts a family building a fallout shelter using sand-filled concrete blocks for roof shielding

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A double dome shelter design recommended by the US Civil Defense Office. Special assistant to the Secretary of Defense, Adam Yarmolinsky, demonstrates how the steel igloos are assembled at his Virginia home in April 1962.

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Geez, this this swanky illustrated backyard bomb shelter is nicer than my apartment.

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Geez, so is this backyard plywood shelter.

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For those without the means of building out a full-on bunker, the US DoD recommended a sand-covered lean-to shelter.

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A government official sits in a domestic shelter in York, UK, 1981. On his left, a hand-cranked intake air pump. On his right, enough food to last two weeks.

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This photo of Phyllis Millet and her daughters was taken in 1980 while the trio sat down to breakfast during a five-day trial of their new bunker.

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Marcel Barbier and his wife Nicole inspect their Herdon Va home's bunker in 2001. Interest in shelters fell off after the Soviet Union collapsed but was rekindled after 9/11.

Photo: Jacqueline Roggenbrodt/AP

Apparently, even the fallout shelters were made of polyester in the 1970s.

Photo: Haditechnika 1973, Zrínyi Katonai Kiadó, Budapest, 1972

Beverly Wysocki and Marie Graskamp check out a shelter with Super Mario Bros-style entrances in 1958.

Photo: AP

This massive steel tube, known as the Goblin (reassuring!), was designed by Takaaki Hashida Kashiwa, Japan in 1996. The cylinder measures 13.5-meter long and 3.6-meter in diameter. It is reportedly capable of supporting 15 people for 30 days.

Photo: Katsumi Kasahara/AP

A free-standing, double-hulled steel shelter located under a Ft. Wayne, Indiana front yard.

Photo: National Museum of American History

A US DoD pamphlet regarding how to build your own underground concrete fallout shelter.

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A 1960 fallout shelter entrance replete with sirens.

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A backyard entrance to a fallout shelter.

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A nuclear family enjoying their 1950s prefab shelter.

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The Kelsey-Hayes Fallout Shelter.

Photo: SyndProd/LIFE, 15 Sep 1961

Bunkers could also be constructed in basements using cinder block.

Illustration: LIFE, 15 Sep 1961

Instructions for building your own Hobbit home/apacalypse shelter.

Illustration: LIFE, 15 Sep 1961

Shelters could even be built above ground provided that they employ a double-wall design.

Illustration: LIFE, 15 Sep 1961

An illustration of Adam Yarmolinsky's steel igloo shelter.

Illustration: Department Of Defense/Mike Haeg

A subterranean shelter constructed of corrugated steel.

Illustration: Department Of Defense/Mike Haeg

With enough soil packed around it, even a wooden box makes a wonderful radiation shelter. You hear that, corpses?

Illustration: Department Of Defense/Mike Haeg

So why does this fallout shelter have a patio? For Soviet nuclear mutant zombies?

Illustration: Popular Mechanics, Oct 1951

Image research by Attila Nagy