If You Use Your Laptop as an Umbrella, You're a Bad Person

College kids: your parents spent a lot of money on that new Facebook-browsing instrument, so at the very least, please don't use it to shield yourself from weather.

Otherwise, someone might take a picture of you and we'll talk about how spoiled and thoughtless you are! The above shot was taken at USC, where it doesn't even look like it was raining particularly hard. On the other hand, what was the photographer doing with his or her phone out in the rain? You're all spoiled! [Reddit]