If you want to experience what the apocalypse will taste like in a taco, go to Taco Bell and get the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco today. Originally slated to release on Thursday March 7th, Taco Bell has decided to release the delicious monstrosity a day early. It's available starting today.
When Taco Bell's CEO confirmed that the Cool Ranch flavor of the ridiculously flavor potent Doritos Locos Taco was coming soon, the world began to tremble in anticipation. No longer. We can finally all stuff our faces with the Doritos flavor we always liked more than plain jane Nacho Cheese. If you're thinking about what to eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner, the decision has already been made for you. Enjoy. [Taco Bell]