Facebook's New News Feed: The Biggest Change In YearsS

The last time Zuck overhauled the website you check all day every day was two years ago. Two! You've probably changed a decent amount since then, but Facebook hasn't in a way that's done anything but make us cringe—until today. Enter the clutter killer. Here's how you'll be stalking the universe now.

The News Feed has been the way we suck information from our friends, frenemies, exes, and coworkers, since 2006. It's mutated since then—complicating and simplifying itself—as Facebook experiments with better ways to show you new statuses, photos, and links. Today's renovation is no different: another way of funneling social info into your brain. But unlike past attempts, it's bigger (truly, wider), brighter, and overall more eye-strangling. It's full of news. It's full of sections. It's like, according to Zuck, "a newspaper." Those old things.

Facebook's New News Feed: The Biggest Change In YearsS

It's visual progress, for sure—Facebook has done great work sweeping away a lot of what developers call "chrome" (buttons, scrollbars, navigational detritus). What's left is the stuff you ostensibly care about. And that stuff looks swell, making the web version of Facebook match the mobile version almost perfectly—all of the clarity and none of the cramp, it appears. All the crap and button mulch that's festered across the sides of Facebook is now swept into one clean sidebar, just like your smartphone app.

Take photo albums—they'll be bigger, now, with more thumbnails giving you an easier at-a-glance sense of what your friends actually did, and where.

Facebook's New News Feed: The Biggest Change In YearsS

When a friend (or local business, ahem) pops up on your new feed, you'll get more information about them, too, pulling over their entire Timeline badge, with all its horizontal lushness.

Facebook's New News Feed: The Biggest Change In YearsS

Plus their location, of course—if they chose to share it.

The new News Feed realizes it's become filled with high-res photos, videos, music, apps—a million things that make plain on text statuses look quaint. And so it adapts, a la Timeline, with a new look that's supposed to fill up your screen and aim straight at dazzling your eyes. It's the same old dumb photos, sure, but they're given a premium cosmetic treatment.

Facebook's New News Feed: The Biggest Change In YearsS

A shared link like the one up top—be it a Gizmodo post or a local obit—will spring onto the page with a bigger preview than we've ever had before, and consolidated comments from all the rest of your friends who've shared it too. This cuts way back on sharing sprawl, and hell, just looks pleasant. This same consolidation will start to think for you, too—the stories (and people) you've commented on and shared dirt about before will give Facebook juice to suggest stories to you, right in the feed. This means Facebook will talk directly to you via News Feed, as opposed to it being purely a river of friend blurbs and advertisements. We'll have to see just how smart (and intrusive) these friendly reminders are.

Facebook's New News Feed: The Biggest Change In YearsS

This sounds like a lot. It is a lot. And so Facebook is splitting up the feed into subcategories—Music, Photos, Games, Friends—so that you're not suffocated with information. Or at least suffocated at a slower, more comfortable rate.

Facebook's New News Feed: The Biggest Change In YearsS

Music, for instance, will give you blips about what songs your pals are listening to on Spotify, along with news from the artists you follow. Looking good, JT, but I'm hoping for a Suit & Tie Remix. And if you want news that's just from people you don't know—Oprah, The-Dream, Pepsi, whatever—you can filter that all into its own silo, too. This screams Twitter, only burst way out of the 140-character fence.

Facebook's New News Feed: The Biggest Change In YearsS

Of course, that's not why we go to Facebook, unless we're advertising drones. We go for our friends. Or a small subset of them. So there's a Close Friends feed, too, which eschews all the celebs and local businesses, and just brings in your roommate and boyfriend, et. al. Which is nice! But this is going to mean a lot more clicking, rather than just having everything that everyone does all the time thrown into one big bin.

Facebook's New News Feed: The Biggest Change In Years

It begins rolling out today—slowly, like everything Facebook debuts. So keep refreshing, and start taking photos worth seeing large.