Look at this precious child screaming her little self hoarse because she got an iPhone for her 11th birthday. Eleven! Good lord, the kids they get smartphones young. I didn't have any phone until I was 17! Yes, the times have changed, but does this certifiable child really need an iPhone 4? I mean, if you're going to get this excited about two-year-old hardware, maybe you shouldn't have it! How old do you have to be before you get a smartphone? [Thanks, Alyssa!]