We've already been plenty vocal on our opinions of people who use coffee shops as their personal office. But this guy—this digital rebel found by Twitter user @DGoddamnGlover—makes those non-ordering, space-consuming table squatters look like saints—and this their new pope.
This can't possibly be convenient, nor does he need the free internet access. But his key banging does disturb the peace. Assuming this wasn't an attempt to troll the masses (in which case, touché, you've won, now never do this again), a word of advice to our hipster friend: if you're going to go through all the trouble of dragging your willfully conspicuous typewriter to a public gathering place, there's probably better places to choose than Starbucks. [@DGoddamnGlover]