You know what, tonight we're gonna rock this. Do you need the Billboard Hot 100 from 1990 to tell you about good music? No. Because you already know that visualizing sound waves in neon colors on a zebra-print backdrop is the only real way to make a music video.

Also lyrics can absolutely make cool patterns as they flash behind dancers. God word processors are so frickin great. Even Psy knows about true genius. If you haven't noticed Gangnam Style is preeettty rhythmically similar to Pump Up The Jam. The magic lives on for all children of the 80s. Make my day. [Amazon, iTunes]