Boomboxes Are Expensive When They're Big Enough To Need WheelsS

The Mobile Blastmaster exists. That's most of what you need to know. It's the boombox of your dreams, or more probably, your nightmares. It's a little red wagon on crack.

This baby has pneumatic tires to easily traverse sand and snow. It plays from any Bluetooth-enabled device with a 30 foot range. It has a CD player, an AM/FM radio, a USB port and a 3.5mm jack. The Blastmaster has 2,000 watts powering eight tweeters, two mid-range speakers and a dual-voice coil subwoofer. And it comes in four colors.

Okay, whatever that's all fine. The real beauty here is the three cup holders, built-in bottle opener and flagpole mount. Flags are fun! If they are the American flag, obviously. The Mobile Blastmaster costs $4,000, so start saving. Everyone at your Mobile Blastmaster picnic will be blown away. Like they will leave. [Hammacher Schlemmer]